“First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon”
When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack
this was wild from start to finish
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.
HERE’S AN ASSIGNMENT I HAD TO DO ABOUT ROME IN WORLD HISTORY HAVE A LOOK AT IT INTERNET
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.