Complete and utterly bored

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

becausebirds:

A thirsty bird asks for some water. x

me-thehomicidalmaniac:

elsen-lied:

SO I MAKE ONE POST ASKING YOU GUYS TO REMIND ME WHEN IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS TO TAKE MY LASAGNA OUT OF THE OVEN AND

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I’M NEVER ASKING YOU ALL FOR HELP AGAIN 

but did you remember to take the lasagna out

shadowdraygon:

BATTLE OF THE BUTTS

BRAWL OF THE BOOTY

anachronica:

I used to feel nervous about people I know in real life following me but I don’t fucking care anymore they should know who their dealing with

herosargent:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.